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Man's youthful looks lead to dating frustrations. I have a dilemma. Even though I was born in , people always assume that I'm in my mids. I tend to attract girls in their early 20s, and when they ask how old I am, I counter with "How old do you think I am? When I tell these to year-olds the truth, it's a complete turnoff. Just last night I had to endure — that's endure, not Ensure — my third brush-off at the hands of a hot year-old girl in a row!
So what's an apparent senior citizen like myself to do? Do I just wait hopelessly for the dreaded question to come up? Do I blurt out "I'm old" as soon as a woman walks up to me? Do I take measures to try to look my age? You're probably wondering why I don't just go for women closer to my own age. Here's why: Women my own age tell me that they're looking for serious relationships and I look way too young for that and they worry that my looks mean I'm a total player!
That would earn you a brush-off from me. Let younger women think you're in your 20s until they get to know you better. Then disclose and apologize for the deceit without being too abject about it. You had cause. As for women closer to your own age, well, instead of telling them you're very nearly 40, YOUNG, let 'em think you're a something with a thing for older women. Then if a puma — or panther or cougar or otter or whatever — decides to dump you because she's getting too attached and the pd age difference is simply too great, bust out your birth certificate, apologize, and propose.
I have recently started dating a sexually adventurous man. He is the first person to successfully fist me, and it's fantastic. When I orgasm, both during the fisting and after the fisting while he fingers me, I squirt. Afterward, the sheets are soaked and I'm in a puddle. We've put towels down, but the sheer volume of liquid soaks through them. Without towels, it soaks all the way through to the mattress. I'm not super-pleased about ruining my mattress, and the postcoital sleeping on very wet sheets is not ideal. I don't really want to sleep on a plastic-wrapped mattress and change my sheets every time we have sex.
Does anything exist that's super-absorbent that I could put down during sex, or even something that might go under the sheets to at least protect the bed? The bed is a nice place to sleep, a good place to read, and an obvious place to fuck. Instead of attempting to fist-and-squirt-proof your bed — which is impossible — go to a sporting-goods store and pick up a large, folding wrestling mat. Then when you're all over — the towels, the mat, the floor — you'll be able to crawl back into your warm, dry, comfortable bed. He won — but school officials "denied him the crown. Congrats to 's rightful prom queen, Augie Abatecola; congrats to this year's prom queen and king; congrats to the school officials who learned their lesson; and congrats to all the students at Hudson High.
I look too young to date women my age. Dan Savage. Jun 24, 5 AM. Wasting Endless Towels The bed is a nice place to sleep, a good place to read, and an obvious place to fuck. We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Creative Loafing. Letters should be a minimum of words, refer to content that has appeared on Creative Loafing , and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via . Letters may be edited and shortened for space.
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